01 7 / 2024
why does a man who is actively hurt by the sun drive a dumb convertible with the top down
Masochism, self-loathing, or both
01 7 / 2024
staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like “made quesadillas” “spilled mop water all over the floor :(” “lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse” andits like wow. i love you more than words can express
happy 100k to the realest post ive ever made
From The Helsinki Affair, by Anna Pitoniak:
“One day, as he was texting her about the shortstop the Yankees had just traded, he thought: Why am I boring her with this? She doesn’t care about the Yankees. And then he thought: I’m telling her this because I love her.”
(via mamapluto)
01 7 / 2024
I realise a lot of girl’s Gay Awakenings was kiera knightly or kristen stewart which is cool phenomena tbh but I’m rlly interested in other Gay Awakenings like for example mine was morena baccarin in firefly and also gemma artenton in st trinians. CALLING ALL GAYS (boys and nb babes included)!! reblog with ur non kiera/k-stew Gay Awakening!!!
(via greaseonmymouth)
01 7 / 2024
16 6 / 2024
I can’t get over “and comes fucks me”.
This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.
It’s Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes
(via everbright-mourning)
16 6 / 2024
My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn’t hate enhanced people. He’s not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I’m half convinced that he’s faking for the publicity.
He’d probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.
“Spiderman isn’t a menace because he can climb walls! He’s a menace because he’s climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He’s setting a bad example!”
“I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash.”
EXACTLY! THANK YOU FOR THE FANMAIL. BIGOTRY IS WHAT’S RUINING THIS COUNTRY! BIGOTRY AND SPIDER-MAN!!
When I tell you that I wasn’t expecting JJJ to be on Tumblr
I should’ve expected it. But I didn’t
(via kungfunurse)
